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The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

"He loves his leaf blower."

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Set already!"

Rating the Sunset

Watering the garden gnome

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

J. M. W. Turner

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'