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"Here is your new planet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Set already!"

California Beverages Map

Rating the Sunset

Industrial Beautification van

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

"Well, the drought is over."

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Artist paints an artist.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Vast Wasteland Ahead

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

The painting Painter

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Getting ready for spring

Heaven's Way