Geography Satirist T-Shirts

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You are still here."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Nuclear lineup

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Traffic Lights Medicine

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

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"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Lex Ave Express

"Well, they did say half-board."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

'You call THAT intelligent design?'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'