Geography Satirist Mugs

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"You are still here."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

What Could Go Wrong?

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Welcome to 'Business class'...'

Nuclear lineup

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Traffic Lights Medicine

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

'You'll notice a radically new approach to our policy on Iran.'

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

maze

Australia. I wonder if political spokesmen in the southern hemisphere spin the news in the opposite direction.

Lex Ave Express

"Well, they did say half-board."

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

You'll never believe what that house is for.

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'You call THAT intelligent design?'

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful