Geography Jokers Mugs

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

Elephant and Castle

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Old Faithful and Old Unfaithful

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Our Planet

Cut down your own tree.

Mathematics.

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'Was it windy last night...?'

'I fell off my stool...'