Geology Jokester Mugs

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Cosmonaughty

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'