Geological Jokester Mugs

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Not now, Oliver."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Cosmonaughty

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

Megacorp Pictures Advertising Dept. We need a catchy phrase to promote this new earthquake movie. "Look out for that runaway terrain."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'