Geography Joker Mugs

Do you actually know the capital of Japan? Of course I do...J.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

E=Emcee Squared

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Bat Signal with Blue Ticks

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Meet the artist

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Bulltoon: Constabull.