Geography Jester Mugs

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

The High Line at Giza

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Pyramids exploding.

Vladimir Putin

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Munich Security Conference

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

"We've been annexed to China."

Canada's Undefended Border.

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"Well, bud... either you're the herald of the coming climate change or you need a new GPS nav!"

Line, area and volume

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Werewolves of London, Ontario

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run