Climate Jester Mugs

"Walter's solution is to pump a lot of fresh air into the atmosphere."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Munich Security Conference

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Mr. Science Times

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!