Climate Jester Pillows

"Walter's solution is to pump a lot of fresh air into the atmosphere."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Munich Security Conference

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Mr. Science Times

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

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