Meteorologist Jester Pillows

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Weather forecast.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

'Is he taking the piss?'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'