Meteorologist Jester Gifts

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Weather forecast.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."