Satellite Jester Gifts

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"We're following Carrot Top."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."