Satellite Jester Gifts

"We're following Carrot Top."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Never poke fun.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."