Intergalactic Jester Gifts

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

It feels like the world is spinning because the world IS spinning, you dope.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Never poke fun.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'