Intergalactic Jester T-Shirts

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Never poke fun.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."