Imperial Jester T-Shirts

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Drunk Barber

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.