Imperial Jester Gifts

"With respect, Your Majesty's involvement with the Yahoo Bootlovers Group is not conducive to the cohesion of the Empire."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Drunk Barber

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"