Eternal Jester Gifts

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Excommunicate Me.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Another wedding

"The long prayer peek."

King and clown engage in role reversal.