Eternal Life Jester Gifts

'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"The long prayer peek."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Devil Puppeteer

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"