Life-after-death Jester Gifts

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.