Life Stage Jester Gifts

'Oh, Ferguson's not over the hill - He never made it out of the VALLEY.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Born In Captivity.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Just a little heads up!

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'