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'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'

'Oh, Ferguson's not over the hill - He never made it out of the VALLEY.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Born In Captivity.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That was a good interview. Do you have any other questions about this company?"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'You say here that hard work doesn't scare you as long as you hide your eyes.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

Just a little heads up!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.