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'I'd buy her a drink, but I don't think I can do that up here.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Gooseberry Fool...

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Drunk Barber

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'