Life's Jester T-Shirts

Epitaph - 'Is that all you got?'

"I want my tombstone to say 'unoccupied'."

Gooseberry Fool...

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"At random IS the plan..."

Begging Clowns

Dead & Breakfast.

Farce Book

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."