Life's Jester T-Shirts

Epitaph - 'Is that all you got?'

"I want my tombstone to say 'unoccupied'."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

"At random IS the plan..."

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

Begging Clowns

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

Farce Book

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."