Modern Life's Jester T-Shirts

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'It's the simple things.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Never poke fun.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

Poet's Corner

'Is he taking the piss?'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'