Modern Life's Jester Pillows

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'It's the simple things.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

Never poke fun.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Poet's Corner

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'