Stage Jester Gifts

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Distracting the fish.'

"I hate open-mike night."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Ski kicker.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"I slept funny!"

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

Never poke fun.

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'