Entertainment Jester Gifts

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

'Is he taking the piss?'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"If we hire you, Sanders, you'll find that when it comes to security, we don't fool around."

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.