Entertainment Jester Gifts

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

All-Candy Seder.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last four bosses.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

At The Clown Bank.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Your resume is pure baloney. How'd you like to write political speeches?'

'Do you have any other references besides your mom and Santa Claus?'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'