Line Casting Jester Gifts

'Distracting the fish.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Never poke fun.

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

We're prepared to offer you a starting salary in the low six figures...if you count the decimal.