Gender Role Jester Gifts

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

The prying mantis,

Gooseberry Fool...

"This will be hilarious!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Aprons

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"How is it gendered?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Distracting the fish.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.