Stereotype Jester Gifts

"I don't get it! The gas company sent my bill in Spanish!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."