Gender Role Jester Pillows

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"This will be hilarious!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

The prying mantis,

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Aprons

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"How is it gendered?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'