Gender Norms Jester Pillows

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."