Gents
Gender Norms Observer Pillows
Add a touch of thought-provoking humor to your space with our gender norms observer pillows. Comfortable, witty, and inspiring, they’re perfect for anyone who values individuality.
"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."
"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."
"Great coffee, Carole."
"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"
Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."
"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."
'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'
'Little Suzy Home maker'
'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'
"I think they want you to leave it outside."
"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."
"Shall I be mother?"
"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."
'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'
The Dance Circa 1970
"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."
Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.
"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
'Can you sue someone for being a girl?'
"Yes, they do make you look taller."
'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'
"That said, however, let's go see if she's got any roommates."
Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok
'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'
Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'
'So unladylike!'
"Ted's flamboyantly straight."
'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'
"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."
"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."
Gender Norms Observer Pillows Collection
Gender Norms Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the gender norms observer. Perfect for inspiring daily conversations and challenging stereotypes over coffee.
Gender Norms Observer Prints
Browse prints that celebrate the gender norms observer. Bright, bold designs to inspire discussion and encourage authenticity in any space.
Gender Norms Observer T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for the gender norms observer. Express your views with witty, thought-provoking apparel.