Gender Politics Observer Pillows

"That ain't no excuse, Jane, lots of women marry idiots!"

Schengen

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

US strike on Syria.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

Peace at last !

Cornucopia of guns

Facebook in Crisis

"We need to hire more women."

Who Do Those Maniacs Think They Are?

Budget House of Cards

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

Gay marriages in France.

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

China deploys troops to prepare for an American invasion of North Korea. Russia warns that if America attacks Syria again, Russia will respond with force. Y'know, last time we had a world war, we weren't the ones everyone was defending themselves against. Sometimes when you're playing tag, it's more fun to be "it." We should have out own political show.