'Let me do the talking Roger.'
Gender Roles Observer Pillows
Add a touch of humor and insight to any space with pillows that celebrate the gender roles observer’s perspective, blending comfort with social commentary.
Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex
"Now there's a relationship that's working!"
'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'
"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"
Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.
"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"
The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.
“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”
Corporate Punishment.
"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"
'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'
"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
Burlyesque
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to
Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.
'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'
"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"
*Sigh*
Gender Symbols
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"
"Back from hunting with nothing again?"
"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.
Primo Ballerino.
Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman
'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'
'I got in touch with my feminine side and totally grossed it out.'
Hunters/Gatherers
"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."
"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."
"I think we made a lot of progress today."
Gender Roles Observer Pillows Collection
Gender Roles Observer Mugs
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Gender Roles Observer Prints
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Gender Roles Observer T-Shirts
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