Gender Roles Researcher Pillows

'Hold it! Hold it! You'll have to talk to my wife! I'm right - brained!'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Menu, Womenu.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

HornyWood

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

Gender Symbols

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

Primo Ballerino.

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"