Gender Roles Analyst Pillows

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"That's weird - I thought a men's magazine would have pictures of guns and trucks and stuff."

"I'm home, dear!"

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Gender Symbols

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

A shared passion

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because they can."

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."