Gender Analyst Pillows

'We are incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a sexist pig.'

International Women's Day.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

All Hail the Matriarchy

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Complaints departement for men and women.

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'