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Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Aprons

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Boys Cooking

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."