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Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Aprons

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Boys Cooking

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

*Sigh*

"Always a bridesmaid..."

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"