Role Explorer Pillows

"He's worried that even if we're only changing 10% of the work it might be the only 10% he knows anything about!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Burlyesque

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

*Sigh*

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

Primo Ballerino.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"I think we made a lot of progress today."

"Let's try role-reversal - Starting tomorrow, YOU gather while SHE hunts."

Hunters/Gatherers

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'Apparently, in the kitchen it is more masculine not to use a power tool.'

"The wife says I need to get in touch with my hathering side."

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"

In and Out Tray

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

"Have a good day at work girls. . ."

"Well, why don't I just curl up in the corner over there."

'Dad, could I borrow your car and your dress Saturday night?'

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"