Gender Role Questioner Pillows

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Aprons

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Gender Symbols

*Sigh*

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."