Gender Role Reflector Pillows

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Aprons

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Burlyesque

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

Gender Symbols

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

*Sigh*