Gender Role Rebels Pillows

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

"Say I'm very feminine . . . or I'll knock your block off!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Aprons

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Gender Symbols

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Has it ever occurred to you that you might be my trophy husband?"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'