Gender Role Challengers Pillows

Regendering Christmas

"I'm a caveman, not a stay-at-cave man."

"Gracie, do you believe in women's intuition?"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Aprons

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"How is it gendered?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Oh, stop self-stereotyping, woman!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

A shared passion

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Now that's the sort of job for me.'