Role Challengers Pillows

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Aprons

"How is it gendered?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Whatever!

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Bee Chess

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

Foreclosed

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Business men line up at the police station

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'