Parental Role Challenger Pillows

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Aprons

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Yummy Mummies

"How is it gendered?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Baby, baby maker

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Oops.

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'That's enough Rusty.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'