Gender Role Challenger Pillows

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"How is it gendered?"

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Actually, I'm leaning more towards a career in neuroscience."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'My son prefers gathering to hunting, and my daughter bashes everything!'

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

'Luci, why does your brother act that way?!!. . . Thank goodness you're a girl. . . playing quietly with your dolls.'

"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

"Oh, no. If you're going to be primary breadwinner, then I get to be primary caregiver."

Aprons

'My wife hunts and I gather - want to make something of it?'

I've had to be both mother and father to him - the worst part was the breastfeeding.

Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I thought it was my turn to gather."

'What's the damage?' (husband in beauty salon)

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

'When I said 'Treat her like a woman', I didn't mean send her out to wash up the cups'

'No, I'm not a housewife. Are you a househusband?'

'Bradshaw, we all admire you for exercising your female side. We just wish you wouldn't do it at Pierce, Pebble and Pierce.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'A woman can't do your job because women don't have beards?? HA! You should have known my mother!'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Darling, I don't think that you're qualified to go in there.'

"Yeah, my dad is clever and all, but Mum is the real brain of the family..."

"I have no identity except as the Bride of Frankenstein."

When Superman cross-dresses.

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Sorry - not in service...

"Toughness isn't something you look for in a mother."